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    Funny Massages Collection 1


    A line on a Husband's T shirt

    A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
    ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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    OF THEM..:-P



    Husband wife watching an IPL match together


    Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
    After 5 minutes:

    Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
    Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

    Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
    Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

    Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
    Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

    Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
    Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

    Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
    Husband: *Turns off the TV*

    Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
    Husband: Who is girl here ?
    Wife: Don't disturb me please .


    I'm talking to my wife

    Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
    You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
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    haven't spoken a word..!!!
    Man inside: I'm talking to my wife


    2 Wise advices for married peoples


    Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
    Never laugh at your wife's choices...
    (You are on of them...)
    Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
    (Your Wife is one of them...)



    Wife:What is 10 years with me?


    Wife:What is 10 years with me?
    Husband:A second.
    Wife:What is $1000 for me?
    Husband:A coin.
    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband:Wait a second

    Man needs a poison


    Man at medical store:I need poison
    Chemist: I can't sell you that
    Man shows his marriage certificate
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    Chemist: Oh! sorry,
    I didn't knew u had a prescription.

    Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives


    Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
    "Monopoly is always damaging
    &
    Competition improves service".
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